Didn’t anybody in your school have names like Joe or Bill?
One of the things that makes me happiest is when DFW let his hair down wrote some super-gross, scatological stuff. Shit chapter (or Section 29, as the more formal amongst you may refer to it), ftw!
I don’t really have anything constructive or insightful to say about it, but since I re-read High Fidelity not too long ago—in the couple of weeks when it looked like I’d blow through TPK in no time at all without a distraction—I’m feeling all list-y. So, in that vein, I present the Top Five College Nicknames of People I Actually Know (In No Particular Order):
- Dirt
- Grabby
- Colonel Pajamas
- “Shitty” Bill (as opposed to regular, non-shitty Bill)
- Rick Schmadel, Sears Underwear Model
More ridiculous nicknames in the comments, please.
Tags: Diablo the Left-Handed Surrealist, poop humor, this is what happens when you go to state school, top five
Pete “The Lumberjack”, Johnny “Eggs”, Daniel “Lurch” (but most of the time just ‘Lurch’), Charlie “Bagles”, Snake (no one ever seemed to know his real name), George “Chaos”.
Big Brad McDougal “The Outlaw”…real name Bradford McDowell
Dirt Bag, Baby Vagina, Whisper, Deuce, Laszlo the Wraith